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networks including Fox, Rosie O'Donnell or Godzilla. All Images
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In addition, Randy Marsh is in no way a trained professional and you should probably seek more serious counseling if you indeed feel you have a problem. If you believe what you read from our stories and did not figure out that we make this stuff up in an attempt at comedy thru parody, you will need to seek professional help or at least re-attempt to complete the 3rd grade. If you do attempt this, perhaps you'll see Al Krumlish. No animals were injured in the creation or continuance of this website, except for the time that I got up to get a drink and my dog was laying next to my chair and I stepped on her accidentally. She yelped a little and was later reported to be just fine. After a settlement of a dog cookie and walk around the block, relations normalized. The writers of Jockweb.com do not attempt to target any group of people in any form of racial, gender, ethnic, religious or species bashing. We hate everyone equally. If we seem to be picking on one group more than another, don't worry, we'll come around and get everyone. Jockweb, Jockweb.com and images created for Jockweb.com are copywritten by us with all rights reserved, including the right to taunt you and use harsh language if you use our name or logo without our permission; except in the unlikely event that you are using our name to deposit money into one of our illegal Swiss bank accounts. But perhaps I've said too much. In summary - our stories are cowflop, the images we are guessing are ok to use (let us know if not), and don't steal from us. Oh, and my dog and I are getting along just fine.
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