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Dad's 'Fag' Fears Going Away in Changing Times (UPI) - Back in the day, all little boys wanted to play football in the fall. But then sometime around the late 70's, early 80's, some little boys seemed to be growing bigger than other little boys (God bless you, steroids) and the smaller little boys were getting hurt. Parents reacted in typical 'knee jerk' fashion by pulling their precious little angels out of football (a man's sport) and into soccer (for wussy little girly-men). These little boys removed from football and into soccer earned the title 'Fags'. Not in the sense that they were in a sense homosexual, but more that they were somehow less than real men. And definitely not in the British sense where a fag is a cigarette. I don't know what the hell those people are thinking with that language. But these little boys certainly were fags because mommy and daddy - probably most mommy - didn't want them to get hurt. Hell, even little girls were taking up tackle football. Mostly just a feminist ploy to be a pain in the ass, but at least they were out there. At least on the bench. And these boys couldn't walk a few miles to practice, or ride their bikes. No. The phenomenon of soccer moms developed - women driving minivans (badly, I might add) to and from the field, probably no more than a block away from home. Although a generation of good porno came from the concept of the soccer mom, little else did. Society was crumbling. But times are changing. tougher kids have rebelled against their parents and are keeping football at the middle and high school levels thriving. Their abandonment of soccer has left a void that geeks, dweebs and other nerds are filling, getting them away from their video games and algebra homework, if for a short time. And with the influx of foreigners who don't know that it's totally gay to play soccer, American level of soccer play has stepped up in the world's eyes tremendously. Plus we still have videos such as Milf Hunters and Soccer Moms so that we may continue to pleasure ourselves to 30 something year old porno women pretending to have families. So dads, don't cringe too much when Junior comes to you and says he wants to play soccer. It's probably just a phase until the more manly football genes kick in; or maybe he's playing soccer to bully the nerds; or maybe, just maybe, he's banging one of those soccer moms. So boys - have at it!. Kick that gay little ball around all you want.
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