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WORLD CUP CLEAVAGE: AN INTERNATIONAL REVIEW
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#6 - Trinidad and Tobago |
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T&T, not necessarily T&A...earned 6th place for the bikini
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#5 - USA |
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 A weak effort by the US, considering we could have done much better
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#4 - Germany |
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Deutschland uber alles? Nien, mine heir. |
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Just in case you're getting the wrong impression of German women... |
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#3 - Switzerland |
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Great cans and chicks making out? Switzerland reaches the
top 3. |
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Ok, these are from some volleyball tournament, but look at that! |
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#2 - England |
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The 2nd Boobie spot goes to our old friends, England. While David Beckhams
'Posh' wife helps here, the Brits are pushed near the top by the
creative painting of St. George's flag in a most admirable way.
Despite the butter face, her cans are clearly among the class of the World
Cup. Perhaps this gent stole her top.
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#1 - Brazil |
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Maybe it's the 40 cent bottle of wine I just drank talking, but I'm obsessing
over the blonde in the green floral bikini. #1 in boobs, #1 in tan lines
for Brazil. |
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And the picture that pushed Brazil back into first place
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-Honorable Mention:
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Ecuador: |
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Body 8. Face 2. No, that does not make her a 10. |
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We at Jockweb just learned that Ecuador is near the equator. What a
coincidence! |
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Ukraine: |
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Interesting fact, this young lady's picture is also posted on 12
different 'Find a Russian Bride' Web sites. |
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Italy: |
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Italy, we're so very, very disappointed in you. Your slutty
women could have done so much better.
Always great to see Italian girls blowing something
 Viva
Italia! Now this is more like it. |
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tongue ring and a painted face? This girl is a party. |
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Iran: |
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  Who knew there
are actually hot girls in Iran?  |
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Czech Republic: |
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We may be examining a little too closely, but our experts indicate
that these are not natural breasts. |
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Saudi Arabia: |
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 Nothing quite like a Saudi girl all coked up and dressed for a
night on the town. Even her wrists are exposed! |
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at the eyes on this one! |
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Spain: |
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NOTHING is hotter than a Spanish girl with
balls in her mouth. |
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Argentina: |
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Mexico: |
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For God's sake, don't look up.
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further review, we realize most Mexican women are dogs. |
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Australia: |
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Sweden: |
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is that Bikini team I've heard so much about? |
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Netherlands: |
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Japan: |
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Japan, they build boobies smaller but more efficient. |
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Korea: |
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 Not
much cleavage, but those Koreans are horny. |
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Croatia: |
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Nigeria: |
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wouldn't be Jockweb without some comic relief. |
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Portugal: |
For a better effect, Portugal should change their name to OiO.
(to get the joke, looks at the letters strategically placed, then
imagine how that would look in place of the POR. Then imagine
a man attached to the 'i'.) |
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Please feel free to send in your pictures of female World Cup fans for inclusion
and evaluation.
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