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Barry Bonds Admits Addiction to Plastic Surgery SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a shocking announcement, Barry Bonds admitted that he has missed the 2005 season because of his addition to cosmetic surgery. "In California, it's all about looks," said Bonds. "I wasn't feeling comfortable with my looks. I felt that getting these changes would make me feel better about myself." Bonds underwent at least 3 procedures in an effort to look more like actor Denzel Washington. "I was tired of being around younger, better looking men. I was so self conscious." Denzel Washington has not released an official statement, however reports are that he is flattered.
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