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DISC JOCKEY RIDES HORSE TO VICTORY

In a strange twist of events, little known disc jockey Ralphie Antonio, mounted a horse at Delaware Park and rode Twisted Lesbo to a first place finish in the sixth race this past Saturday.

Antonio was hired by the park to play music for a corporate outing. When he pulled his car up to unload his stereo equipment, the security guard misunderstood Antonio when he identified himself as "the jockey." The guard directed Antonio to the jockey dressing room where Antonio changed and discovered he would be riding a horse.

"I figure, what the hell, I go for a horsey ride and then come back and play my music. Whoda taught I woulda won." The horse paid $5.20 and Antonio got a hundred bucks for the gig.

 

 

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