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Ask Randy, the Sports
Psychologist*
Dear Randy,
I am a thin 22 year old model who works out regularly. My abs and buns are
tight. I'm a fixture at the gym where I work out about eight hours a day. People
say I should model nude for men's magazines or maybe even do something for
women. Lots of women like me, look in the mirror and see a fat, ugly body and
then starve themselves or purge themselves to look like me. However, when I look
in the mirror, all I see is this sexy, hot body. Do you think I'd be more normal
if I had an eating disorder.
Confused Amy in Agnew, Illinois
Dear Confused Amy,
Wow, all I can say is wow! Gee, I wish I could have taken you to my senior
prom. To tell you the truth, I would have taken a wolverine to my senior prom.
It was a tough time for me. A lot of rejection and pain. But I'm okay today.
Almost okay. I still get depressed when I think of prom night. Locked up in my
room, with just my fantasy life. But today, I'm a vibrant professional offering
great advice to troubled athletes. Would you want to meet me for a drink. I
wouldn't mind if you stuck your fingers down your throat and threw up all over
the table. I'd still think you were special.
Randy
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*Randy Marsh is not a licensed Sports Psychologist or mental health
professional, but a sensitive listener who really cares. |
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