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All Along, the 1983 horse of the year, was put to sleep by a massive death cocktail concocted by Dr. Death himself, Dr. Jack Kevorkian. The horse was senile and had no recognition of his circumstance but nonetheless, the horse racing community was up in arms.

Trainer, Whip Lashey, thinks it spells disaster for race horses across the country. "With Kevorkian around, there's not a horse around who's safe," commented Lashey. He added, "I spoke with All Along, all along, and all along, he's been altogether against euthanasia." Horse lovers fear that Kevorkian is expanding into the horse world because business is bad with humans.

Kevorkian, through his attorney expressed dismay at the reaction. "The horse told me all along that he didn't want to lay around the stable and die without dignity." Kevorkian also said, "No one likes me. Just because I put people to death doesn't mean I'm not a nice guy. I'm fun at parties and I love ukulele music."

Kevorkian was immediately taken into custody and released on bail. A trial date has not been set.

Dr. Death left a trail of dead horses

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