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Wednesday, March 1, 2005

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HEADLINES

>Moss to Oakland in Exchange for Street Gangs

>John Chaney in Big Trouble

>Bill Clinton Asked to leave College Basketball Game

>Mighty Ducks Sold to Idiot

>Rockets Shocker - Yao Ming Actually 2 People

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>Steriods Point out Sexism by Anita Seervold

THIS DATE IN SPORTS HISTORY

Wilt Chamberlain bagged his 9,998th babe on his way to his record of sleeping with 20,000 women. Wilt commented, "When you get over 9,000, you really start getting desperate." The woman, Alva KeauKeau, an Eskimo dwarf, said, "Wilt is very gentle for a big man and he treated me like it was his first time."

SPORTS IMAGES

>Superbowl Images

>Randy Moss Not Favorite Among Wisconsiners

SPORTS VIDEO

Red Sox Fans Must Pay Up (courtesy Comedy Central)

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."

- Jim Whohford

Kids Korner with Al Krumlish

NEWS IN BRIEF:

>LOS ANGELOS, CA - Chris Rock, moments after finishing his stint hosting the Academy Award ceremony had his ass kicked by Halle Berry, allegedly over comments the comedian made about the "...much anticipated Catwoman II".  Berry is in police custody.

>KEY WEST, FL - Albert Tasker, who works for the Monroe County State Attorney's Office, is shown in an undated police mug shot. Tasker, 28, was arrested Monday, Feb. 21, 2005, and faces charges of disorderly intoxication and indecent exposure, after according to authorities, he thought he would be funny to run naked across a parking lot in Key West, Fla., and hop into a friend's car. But the joke was on him when he jumped into the wrong car and was arrested.

Pictured: Albert Tasker