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SCHNOOKASTAN WINS POSING TOURNAMENT The Posing Team of Schnookastan won the gold medal at the International Team Posing Competition last weekend somewhere in Asia. The International Team Posing Competition draws teams from around the world to stand and pose with gold medals. "We very proud of team, we stood there man take three pictures no one blink," exclaimed Borick Zappu, the Schnookastan coach. He added, "We train hard for competition we have good lookin woman we will gold medal." It was the first gold medal for Schnookastan in the country's history. The country erupted in celebration with drunken revelry and mass orgies. The entire country closed down for three days and damage from the rejoicing was estimated at about $200. One bystander noted, "It very good usually Schnooks no laid, Schnooks get laid, very good."
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