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DON KING CUTS HIS HAIR, LIGHTENS HIS SKIN, SAYS "There's a new Jacko in town" In an effort to change his image for a lying, stealing, defrauding swindler to a mild, mannered middle of the road businessman, fight promoter Don King cut his signature long hair. With the help of a dermatologist, King also went through a series of skin lightening treatments. "I feel great," said the refreshed looking King. "I'm like an accountant but with more personality," King commented at a press conference as he negotiated the upcoming heavyweight bout between Larry Holmes and George Foreman. King added, "Lots of people be saying why you putting Larry and George in the ring at their age? I say, hey man, they gots a senior golf tour why not senior boxing, you see what I'm saying?" King exited the press conference to a waiting limo where he was going to address the Chamber of Commerce on "How To Be A Felon, Do Lowdown Nasty Business, Beat Dumb Boxers Out Of Their Money, With A Nice Smile."
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