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NFL Hall of Fame Nominations

Canton, OH - The NFL released the ballot for this year’s Hall of Fame voting. Headlining the ballot is the right breast of Janet Jackson. Jackson’s breast experienced a break out performance in last year’s Super Bowl and seems to be a shoe-in or bra-in for this year’s voting. Commissioner Paul Taglibue expressed great admiration for Jackson’s glandular contribution to football. Taglibue commented,

 “The impact of the breast on the exposure of the Super Bowl or should that be the exposure of the breast on the impact, never mind, either way it’s one great breast.” If the breast is elected on the first ballot, the NFL plans to exhibit the breast in the now vacant OJ spot. Hall of Fame director, Milt Ferguson explains, “We like to think of it as one boob replacing another.”

 Jackson’s response to all of this? “My headlights are on and we’re going to Canton!”

We? Jackson left breast commented, “What am I, an orphan?” The left breast has threatened to come out this summer possibly during the Billy Graham Crusade.”

 Paul McCartney issued his own statement about this year’s Super Bowl. “I plan on keeping my boy firmly tucked away, they’ll be no Beatle balls on the telley.” God save the Queen!

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