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> Barry Bonds Admits Addiction to Plastic Surgery

> Kellen Winslow, Jr Attempts to Follow in Evil Knievels Footsteps

> Phillies Toughen Image, Sign Cons

> Motocross to Boost Ratings with Human Speed Bumps

> Jewish Sports Hall of Fame opens in NY

> Mass Confusion Among Expo Fans Show

> Tiger Woods Loses Masters Titles over Marriage to White Woman

> Philadelphia Eagles Unveil New Logo

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THIS DATE IN SPORTS HISTORY

May 4, 1956 - The Nerds taught Fonzie how to play softball.  The gang from Milwaukee went on to win several championships.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"What the hell am I doing here?" -Pope John Paul II from purgatory after learning that his stances on several key issues were incorrect.

Kids Korner Featuring Al Krumlish

NEWS IN BRIEF:
> AKRON, OH - An Ohio man very into his Christian beliefs decided to experience being what's known as Born Again.  "The bitch was getting my shoulders through," Said 28 year old James Norville.

Pictured: James Norville of Akron, Ohio being born again.

> SANTA CLARA, CA - An irritating but unidentified woman called 911 to report that Burger King was not making the correct Burger.  Click here to listen in on the actual 911 call.

CELEBRITY NEWS IN BRIEF:

> NEW YORK, NY - In a desperate cry for attention, formerly interesting actress Brooke Shields, best known as a teen for wearing tight jeans with no underwear and showing her cooch at age 12 in a crappy film, shot herself in the vagina during a one woman show.  The Off-Broadway show closed after one night due to lack of interest.  "I thought about shooting myself other places, but my muff seemed like it would draw the most interest," said the washed up semi-actress.

Pictured: Brook Shields after the shooting