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PHILADELPHIA, PA  - Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffery Laurie announced at a press conference yesterday that the Eagles have updated their logo.  Although the team colors remain unchanged and the Eagle will still be prominent, the new icon will incorporate a Dallas Cowboys helmet receiving defecation from the Eagle.

"We're excited about this," said Laurie.  "It shows power, agility, and the fact that we in Philadelphia really F%^&$ing hate the Dallas Cowboys.

Alternate logos the Eagles considered included a precocious youngster in an Eagles jersey peeing on Tom Landry's grave and an image of an Eagle acquiring carnal knowledge of Jimmy Johnson's ear against his will.

Pictured: Eagles new logo

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