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> VP Cheney Accepts Fight Challenge

> Onterrio Smith's 'Whizzinator' Reveals Pregnancy

> Disc Jockey Rides Horse to Victory

> Man Catches Prize Fish, Throws Back Son

> Priest Takes Over for Athletic Trainer

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     - Iraqi Soccer Goalie Hung

     - Skier Loses Contact Lens then World Cup

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Red Sox Fans Must Pay Up (courtesy Comedy Central)

West Virginia Toys with Bullfighting Concept

> SANTA CLARA, CA - An irritating but unidentified woman called 911 to report that Burger King was not making the correct Burger.  Click here to listen in on the actual 911 call.

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THIS DATE IN SPORTS HISTORY

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"Does anybody still remember me?" - John Rocker, Former Major League Relief Pitcher

Kids Korner Featuring Al Krumlish

POLL QUESTION:

Have you ever found yourself attracted to a Home Depot employee:

They're hot
No way
They're OK, but Lowes staff is better looking
Not really, but I like the joke about them having the right tool for the job
                


 

Last Week's Results:
We deleted the question before writing it down.  We don't remember what the question was

NEWS IN BRIEF:

> BAGDAD - Saddam Hussein signs with Calvin Klien.  After the NY Post and London Times posted pictures of the former Iraqi President in his underwear, top modeling agencies began fighting for a contract with him.  "We never knew how cut he was," said Angeline Varano of the Ford Modeling Agency.  "He's positively ripped!".  Klien had no comment, but a spokesperson said the new ads would appear this summer.


Only Allah comes between Hussein and his Calvins

 

>ROME - Cause of Pope's Death Revealed.  An autopsy has revealed that Pope John Paul II died to to excessive spam.  The Vatican has announced plans to upgrade anti-spam/spyware software.  The Pope received 3,378 emails offering Viagra.