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MAN CATCHES PRIZE WINNING FISH, THROWS BACK SON

In a bizarre twist at this weekend's Snake River Bass Tournament, fisherman Nate Bemke, threw his eight year old son to his death after catching a prize winning fish.

Bemke's son, Horace, had been annoying him throughout the entire tournament. Bemke was forced to babysit the boy because his wife had been attending an exotic dancer conference. The precocious eight year old had a history of Attention Deficit Disorder and throughout the tournament the boy had been a general nuisance to all in attendance. "He was chasing all the fish away with all his splashing around," said Bemke as he was led off by the local sheriff's department.

Finally after two days of trying Bemke landed a prized 56 inch muskie worth a $2500 first prize check. After landing the fish, Bemke turned, grabbed the boy and threw him in the river where the boy was carried away by the swift current.

"He'll wash up somewhere, I'm sure" said Bemke when asked about tossing his son in the river

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