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Kid’s Korner with Al Krumlish

Dear Al,
Can you tell us about your favorite sports memory?

-Georgie, Walla Walla, Washington

Dear Georgie,
Don’t let the picture above fool you. Old Al was some ballplayer in his day. I remember a tee ball game, in particular. I think I was seven years old at the time. I went 3 for 5 and struck out twice. The coach went ballistic and beat me senseless with a Louisville slugger. I was hospitalized for several weeks and my parents sued the shit out of my tee ball coach. With the proceeds, I decided never to play sports again. So I just sit at my pool, drink beer that’s served to me by my own personal stable of Hooter’s chicks. Baseball has been very very good to me.

-Al

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