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Wednesday, March 7, 2005

  
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HEADLINES

> John Cheney Signs with WWE

> "We Wanted to Lose" - Illinois Explains First Loss of the Season

> Dolphins Release Jay Fielder -"He's too Smart"

> Ohio State: Here we Go Again

> MLB Steroid Testing, Bonds To Go Last

>Minnesota Vikings Head coach Mike Tice was questioned yesterday in an apparent scalping investigation regarding superbowl tickets.  Tice released a statement: "Vikings don't scalp.  Redskins do.  Go bother Joe Gibbs.  I lost Randy Moss, I have enough to worry about".

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> Oakland got the Better End by Anita Seervold

THIS DATE IN SPORTS HISTORY

The Harvey Stienmesh, doctor of Phillies first baseman John Kruk threw out the first ball of the 1994 baseball season.

SPORTS IMAGES

>Superbowl Images

>Randy Moss Not Favorite Among Wisconsiners

SPORTS VIDEO

Red Sox Fans Must Pay Up (courtesy Comedy Central)

 

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Can you stop throwing that hardball to me?”    Stevie Wonder

Kids Korner with Al Krumlish

 

POLL QUESTION:

What is your feeling on Transsexual Golfers?

Absolutely Not
Bring on the Boobies
I've never actually been on a transsexual golfer
OK as long as Drunken John Daly doesn't make a pass
What's a Transsexual Golfer?

                

Last Week's Results:
No one voted.

NEWS IN BRIEF:

>RECENT TEACHERS AND BOYS SCORECARD:
*27-year-old elementary school teacher in Tennessee with a 13-year-old.
*23-year-old middle school teacher in Florida with a 14-year-old student.
*35-year-old teacher's aide in Florida with a 15-year-old and a 16-year-old student
*36-year-old middle school teacher in Michigan with a 14-year female student
*33-year-old high school teacher in Chicago with three 15-year-old students. Oh yeah, she paid them with cash, pot and booze.

>BURBANK, CA - Alien life form bursts from Mickey Rooney's chest.  Former child star Mickey Rooney died in a steam bath on Sunday, March 6 when an alien life form pushed through his breast plate, much like in the movie 'Alien'.  Critics believe Rooney planted the alien himself in order to gain attention.


Mickey Rooney photographed just as the alien began to protrude