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20 Questions with Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant is one of the top players in the NBA and the son of a former NBA star.  Kobe has been in the center of controversy lately and was gracious enough to sit and talk to us about it.

Bryant blows kisses to himself

Q. Kobe, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule.  Are you better off now that Shaq is gone?
A. No question.  It's all about me now.

Q. You're team has gone from battling for first place to struggling for a playoff spot.  How are you better off?
A.  You just said it; My Team.

Q. You're not worried about losing rebounds and scoring as a team?
A. Nah, that stuff doesn't interest me.

Q. How is your wife doing?
A. Damn expensive.

Q. How so?
A. Every time I think I'm in the clear for what happened, she needs some more jewelry.

Q.  Will she ever forgive you?
A.  Yeah, as soon as you guys stop reminding her

Q.  Speaking of the incident, what happened that night in Colorado?
A.  I'm not allowed to talk about that.

Q.  Come on, give me a little something...
A.  Let's just say the reports are exaggerated.  I DID NOT tear that girl a new one, but I may have torn the old one a little bit.

Q. Was it consensual.
A.  Sort of.

Q.  What does that mean?
A.  That means she agreed to have sex with me if afterward she could have me arrested and take my money in a civil suit.

Q.  I don't understand.
A.  Neither do I.  doesn't she know I'm Kobe?  Hell, I should be able to do whatever I want.

Q.  I understand you speak fluent italian.  Can you say 'My name is Kobe' in Italian for me?
A.  Si, uh, me llamo Kobe.

Q.  Isn't that Spanish
A.  Yes, but the guy writing this doesn't speak Italian.

Q.  Anything you want your fans to know?
A.  My name is Kobe.  Buy my merchandise.

Q.  Who is your biggest fan?
A.  Me.

Q.  What is your favorite letter?
A.  I.

Q.  Any roll Models?
A.  I kinda like that Leon from the Budweiser commercials.  What team does he play for?

Q.  He's a fictional, egocentric character.
A.  yeah, he's cool.  Know how you can hook me up with him?

Q.  I have to go.
A.  Hey, I'm just getting started talking about Kobe...

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