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Ask Randy, the Sports Psychologist*

 

Dear Randy,
I'm not sure where else to turn and I think I'm on the verge of hurting myself.  Sports is my life and I've been involved in gymnastics since I was 3.  My father is saying that now that I'm 15 I should start concentrating on schoolwork and other social activities and give up gymnastics.  We've been fighting for weeks and I think it might teach him a real lesson if he finds my body limp in the bathroom, if you know what I mean.  What do you think?
-Sad in St. Petes

Dear Sad,
Why do you people keep bothering me with your troubles?  I have some of my own, you know.  Listen, as in favor as I may be with your decision, the JockWeb lawyers are telling me to tell you to seek professional help.  Good luck.
-Randy

 

*Randy Marsh is not a licensed Sports Psychologist or mental health professional, but a sensitive listener who really cares.

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