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Bush and Cheney Watch the First Round Together

WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush, settling in to watch an afternoon of NASCAR on Fox was interrupted by Vice President Dick Cheney.  Desirous of watching the NCAA Tournament on NBC, Cheney forced the President to change his viewing plans.

"I was disappointed," said a disappointed President Bush.  I prefer NASCAR to basketball."

But Vice President Dick Cheney, long suspected of being more intelligent than the president, prefers basketball.

"Dick walked into the room and asked what I was watching.  I told him I was watching NASCAR.  He kinda made a face, then took the remote from me.  When I tried to get it back, he called me a pussy and then he changed the channel."

Dick Cheney offered no comment, however insiders hint that he expects Illinois to win it all this year.

"I like NASCAR," says a disappointed President Bush

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