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John Bobbit Injured in Bullfight MADRID, SPAIN - John Bobbit, who reached fame in the 1990's when his penis was cut off by his then psychotic wife, Lorena, is in the new again. Bobbit, whose penis was reattached, recently embarked on a new career in bullfighting, recently completed a six month on-line bullfighting course. Bobbit commented, "My fifteen minutes of fame were used up so I figured what's left for a man whose only claim to fame was a sliced off pecker?" Zach Hertz, the agent for John Bobbit, booked him on a three card match in Juarez, Mexico. Bobbit handled the bull for a few minutes with a few passes but the bull seemed to zoom in on Bobbit's weakness. A spectator commented, "it was like the bull knew his penis was hanging on by just a thread." The bull speared the dangling member with a horn and threw the speared penis out of the ring. As a promotional gesture, the arena management offered two tickets to next Saturday's bullfights, for anyone returning the penis. Lorena Bobbit, herself, a bullfighting fan said, "He cheated on me and I hate him but even I have to admit, he is one unlucky gringo."
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