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BOISE, ID - University of Phoenix tore through the first 2 rounds on the 2005 NCAA Tournament with victories over Utah State and the University of Alabama Birmingham with a combined score of 516 - 22.

Phoenix made it into the field of 64 in an error by the Conference Selection Committee, thinking they were the University of Arizona.  In order to allow Phoenix to compete, the NCAA has ruled that they may play their games on Sony Playstation.

University of Phoenix celebrates second round win over Alabama-Birmingham

"Those guys suck!" said Phoenix point guard Percy McFarland.  "I can score at will and steal the ball any time I want."

"We'd like to apologize again to the students and fans of Arizona University." Said Tournament Committee Chairman Doug Edelmann.  "But considering how well Phoenix is doing, perhaps we could have made them a 1 seed."

"We're killing them," chortled Arnold Thomas Seiter, a sophomore at the University of Phoenix who will be playing the role of starting center.

Arnold Thomas Seiter: University of Phoenix starting center makes a layup

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