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US Senate to Investigate Women Status in NCAA

Washington, DC -

Senator Trent Lott isn't buying it.  "Why, they don't look like women to me!" Despite being involved in a Middle East Crisis, facing the possibility of nuclear arms in North Korea, and gasoline prices reaching an all time high, the US Senate has decided to pursue Steroids in Baseball and the femininity of 'women' basketball players.

So far, only Janet Reno and Whoopi Goldberg have been subpoenaed to testify on how a woman can look so much like a man.


Forward Judith Masters from Florida powers in another dunk

 

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