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LUBBOCK, TX - At a pep rally designed to get Texas tech ready to take on the field of 64 in the NCAA tournament, Bobby Knight in a fit of rage picked up Junior Ted Kim and threw him approximately 10 feet onto a hardwood floor.

"Sure, it hurt a little," Said Kim.  "But now I'm part of history."  Plus Tech is paying my tuition so I won't sue.  So it's all good."

Bobby Knight refused to comment.  However in a statement released by Texas Tech PR Director Stacey Jones, Knight seemed apologetic.  "Coach Knight would like to express his sympathy for the student and would like to say that he is sorry he didn't kill the little f^&%er.  Coach Knight emphasizes that he hates you, the members of the media."

LEFT:Knight shown after tossing Kim after TTech agreed to pay his tuition. RIGHT:Kim after being tossed

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