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Kansas City Man Completes Women's Bracket

KANSAS CITY, KS - Ralph Citini of Kansas City has a lot to be happy about.  He is a recent college graduate.  He just started working for Hubert and Clavin Accounting in Kansas City.  And he has a loving family and wonderful, caring girlfriend.

But his life was rocked late Monday afternoon when he was given the shocking news: he completed the Women's NCAA Tournament Bracket.

"The dumbass handed it to me with his $5.00.  I thought he was kidding, but he wasn't," said co-worker and pool organizer Jen Stoner.  " What an a$$hole!"

Citini was both humiliated and ostracized.  "I admit it.  I'm not a basketball fan...How was I supposed to know this was a women's basketball thing?"

"I'm no longer certain that we want to continue an association with Mr. Citini," said supervisor Max Sheridan. "Attention to detail is very important to us.  Plus, how stupid is he?"

"My girlfriend left me.  My brother won't speak with me.  My father just shakes his head and walks away." Citini lamented.  CBS News has reported that Citini's mother still loves him.  However they are to be considered a suspect source at best.

"It's even worse than you think," added Stoner.  "He picked Louisiana Tech to win it all.  They're a friggin' 11 seed!"

Ralph Citini after learning the news of filing the wrong bracket

Coworker Jen Stoner expressing her feelings of Citini

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