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Fayetteville, AK - Bill Clinton was asked to leave a college men's basketball game shortly after the 10 minute mark of the first half.  Mr. Clinton apparently had developed an affinity for the cheerleaders, and by the second routine of the evening, all control was lost.

"He was an animal," said Raymond Bramblett of Jackson, Mississippi reports.  "He kept yelling, 'Hey Baby, shake your pom-poms'.  And then it happened.

The it in question was Mr. Clinton's curious little friend, standing up for all to see.  "My God, we thought he was working for the phone company...the way he was trying to reach out and touch somebody." Bramblett stated.  "I thought it would reach all the way to the court."

Mr. Clinton was escorted out of his seat by security after several complaints from nearby female fans.  Mr. Clinton's only remarks had to do with his attraction to ugly women wearing off.

President Clinton in the parking lot after being asked to leave.

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