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PHILADELPHIA, PA  - In the aftermath of John Cheney's much publicized temper tandrum, where he sent a "goon" into a game to take out a St.Joseph's opponent, Temple President David Adamay announced Cheney has been sent to bed without dessert.

"John was a very bad, bad boy and he must be punished," said Adamany after meting out what people are saying is the most severe penalty ever imposed on an NCAA coach. In addition, Cheney is not allowed to watch TV for two weeks and must come home right after work and do chores."

Cheney commented, "When I'm good I'm so, so good and when I'm bad, I'm oh soo sooo bad." Singer Donna Summer immediately sued Cheney citing copyright infringement. Summer's attorney commented that Cheney lifted those words right from Summer's 1978 disco hit, "Let's Dance."

Rumors out of New York indicate that Vince McMahon has approached Chaney for a featured wrestling match with Texas Tech Bad Boy Bobby Knight.  WWE officials offered no comment.

Pictured: Temple Forward Nehemiah Ingram

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