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 Ricky Williams to Return to Miami; Contacts Onterrio Smith for Wizzinator

Ricky Williams has announced through his agent that he plans to report to Dolphins training camp this July.  Williams missed the entire 2004 season, faced with the possibility of a league imposed suspension.

Williams initially reported to losing interest in playing for the NFL, but the latest reports are that he just got high and wondered off.  "Oh, man, he was so high," said neighbor Chad Levington.  "His eyes were redder than the Kansas City Chiefs uniforms."

Meanwhile, Mike Tice has confirmed that Williams has been sighted hanging around the Viking training room asking for Onterrio Smith.  "He wants to know where to buy a wizzinator in dark brown, extra long," said Tice.  Smith may be the best person to ask. 

Onterrio Smith has been unavailable for comment.  Possibly because he's high.


Pictured: Ricky Williams during drug induced hallucination

 

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