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MIKE TYSON TO FIGHT AGAIN

Just minutes after announcing his retirement from boxing, Mike Tyson signed on for one more fight. Right after losing to Irishman, Kevin McBride, Tyson said he'd never fight again. However, the IRS insists that Tyson fight at least ten more bouts to satisfy his 20 million dollar tax bill. Tyson said his financial problems began when he mistakenly hired an Enron accountant thinking it was an Exxon accountant. From that point on Tyson's troubles began.

Now the IRS has insisted they manage Tyson career. His next bout will take place in August against one of India's top boxers, Raj Patel Singh. Singh, a Sikkh, is undefeated in 39 bouts. His manager Mahatma Govinder commented, "Don't let the turban fool you, this is one bad m**^#@* f*&$@#*."

Tyson said he look forward to fighting a sikkh. "People think I'm sikkh so it's good to fight a real sikkh dude."

 

 

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