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Here Come Fantasy Football, There Goes My Husband by Anita Seervold

Every year about this time my husband starts asking me if I know who the backup running back in Jacksonville is.  I don't.  He says something about 'fragile Fred', then grumbles and sits at the computer.

The man is absolutely obsessed with fantasy football.  I wish he paid half the attention to reality wife.  What is it with men and fantasy?  In high school they play these stupid fantasy board games.  Then in college they all have this fantasy about me and my best friend.  Now that I'm married, my husband spends all his time on the computer researching fantasy football.

Hey guys, try real football.  Even if it's just throwing the ball around the yard with your son.  Or down to the park with the guys.  Maybe that beer gut will stop inflating like an inner tube. Maybe you could look good again and make my fantasy come true like I did for you in college.

The fact is that reality can be pretty nice if you let it.  Stop floating away on weekends in the fall obsessed with who to start at tight end.  What do I have to do to get you to worry about my tight end again?
 


Some stuff I did in college for my future husband.  Jockweb won't let me post the rest of these pictures.

 

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