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JERRY JONES FIRES HAIRSTYLIST

For the third time in six years, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has fired his hair stylist. Stylist, Russell Richards, knew that Jones had a tough reputation as an employer when he took the job two years ago but he had no idea how involved Jones would be in the day to day management of his own toupee.

Richards said, "When I took the job, Jerry said I would have complete autonomy but he was constantly undermining my decisions." The strain between owner and stylist became too great last week when Richards decided to go with a lower forehead toupee where Jones preferred the traditional high forehead look.

Jones commented, "There were just too many philosophical differences and ultimately it's my money and my decision." There were numerous rumors from the Cowboy camp that Jones thought the new look "screamed toupee" where Jones seems to prefer the understated yarmulke look.

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