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COACH K LOSES HAIR ON FOREHEAD

Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski lost the tuff of hair that had been on his forehead for the last 25 years. "To tell you the truth, I needed a new look," Krzyzewski said as he left the campus barbershop. I'm getting older and my hairline is pretty far back and the combdown didn't seem to be working for me."

Krzyzewski had a banner year doing commercials for Chevrolet and American Express and seemed oblivious to the fall out from the advertising community. American Express spokesperson, Oliveto Beaver said, "He looks like some poor schmuck for a prison camp, who's gonna wanna carry the same credit card as him?"

Krzyzewski responded by saying, "I can pretty much pay cash for anything I want so screw AE and besides, the new cut is great for hot, summer days."


 Coach K has looked better

 

 

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