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NFL EUROPE NAMES "CHEERLEADER OF THE YEAR" Commissioner Paul Taglibue was on hand last week in Frankfurt, Germany to announce the winner of NFL Europe's "Cheerleader of the Year." Heidi Woovesshlockingbemefootsbooten, a cheerleader for the Frankfurt Galaxy was selected from over 200 contestents. Woovesshlockingbemefootsbooten will receive a $100 scholarship and a year's supply of panty hose compliments of Leggs. Taglibue said during the presentation that "Heidi represents everything good about NFL Europe and the Frankfurt franchise. Let me tell you, after ten beers this is one hellava woman and after ten beers this is one hellava of football franchise." Heidi announced that she would use the scholarship to attend sheep herding school this fall. "Without the NFL, I would just be another bimbo but now I'll be a bimbo that herds sheep," said the glowing Heidi through tears of joy.
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