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BEAUTY ACADEMY TO BEGIN FOOTBALL PROGRAM

The Modern Beauty Academy for Hairdressing and Make-up Design announced that the school would be forming a Division I football program to commence in the 2006-2007 school year.

President Darlene Rockaway said that studies indicate that enrollments are directly tied to the success of a school's athletic programs. "The Naval, Army and Air Force Academies all have football teams and as an Academy, we should too." The school has hired Mike Price as it's first head coach. Rockaway added, "Price got run out of Alabama for sexual misconduct but he's one hellava recruiter." At a press conference, Price remarked, "Hell, have you seen some of the babes at the Academy, wheeeeoooo!"

MBAH&MD will initially compete as an independent but will look for conference affiliation within two years. "We'll play the traditional academies first and then we'll mabye join the ACC," Price said. There were 18 players at the first practice. Price said his priority was an offensive line with long nails.

 


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