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GYMNASTICS COACH GIVEN SCARLET "A" Coach Billy Ray Wahoony received the famous scarlet "A" from his all-female gymnastics team. Wahoony admittedly knows nothing about gymnastics but kept that secret from parents and gymnasts when he applied to coach the Tidepool YMCA girls gymnastics team. Right after he took the job it became apparent that all Billy Ray was interested in was watching girls getting themselves into unusual contortions in tight clothing. Gymnast Tina Balto commented, "He just stared, the only bars he knew about served whiskey." The Tidepool townspeople launched an investigation in Wahoony's past and found he had a long history of lying on resumes. He formerly held a post in the Bush administration as chief weapons inspector in Iraq until it was found he lied about being far sighted.
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