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BUCKS FANS UPSET AT NO.1 PICK

Bottles flew, cars were lit on fire, and a general melee ensued in Milwaukee, after the Milwaukee Bucks introduced their number one draft selection in a press conference.

Bucks coach, Terry Porter expressed the city's disappointment by saying, "He's not what we thought he was. He's a lot shorter than 7'1" and I didn't know he wore glasses." Bogut left the University of Utah after a breakout sophomore year and he is the first Austrailian ever taken in the first round. NBA observers speculated that Bogut might turn the beleaguered Bucks fortunes around next season however season ticket sales have already dropped.

Fan Todd Frescola commented, "We need speed, shooting, and rebounding and frankly Bogut looks too old and overweight to provide any of that. He might be good on his own cooking show but not at center for the Bucks."

 

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