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Dear Randy,

I'm depressed, feeling blue, down, helpless and gloomy. I often have a strong urge to cry or run away from it all. I experience feelings of joylessness and being emotionally unstable. I'm playing in a Better Ball golf  tournament this Sunday. I think it's a Scramble format. Can you shed some light on this?

     Charlie, Hoosick Falls, NY

 

Dear Charlie,

Scrambles really suck! You figure you pay all that money to get in the tournament then you have to go to the best ball, drop, and everyone hits from that spot. Come on, that's not golf. I don't know who thought up the idea that this is a fun way to spend an afternoon. I'd stay the hell home if I were you and contemplate your own misery with the idea of maybe ending it all. But whatever you decide, don't waste your time playing in a Scramble.

 

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*Randy Marsh is not a licensed Sports Psychologist or mental health professional, but a sensitive listener who really cares.

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