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WOMAN ELECTROCUTES SWIMMERS AT GAY OLYMPICS A disgruntled anti-gay protester electrocuted two male swimmers at the finish line of the 200 meter freestyle at the annual Gay Olympics held in San Francisco. Sheila Cummings, a member of the fringe group, "Models Frustrated By Good Looking Gay Guys," threw electric microphone into the swimming pool instantly killing swimmers Buzz Beam and Randy Hardtack. Cummings believe to be frustrated by repeated attempts to seduce both men, watched the race and then walked to the end of the pool and casually threw the microphone in the pool. Spectator George Daysey described it this way, "I think Buzz and Randy thought she might be a sportscaster or something but then zap, she just juiced them." Police investigators said later that Cummings "couldn't believe two muscular hunks wouldn't want to get it on with me." "Model Frustrated By Good Looking Gay Guys" spokesperson Leslie Gouda said, "We abhor Sheila's actions. Though we understand her frustration not being able to bed two really hunky guys, we do think killing them was a little too much."
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