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TENNIS STAR LOSES ON COURT BUT SCORES AT HOTEL

After her upset loss to Venus Williams at Wimbledon, top rank tennis player, Maria Sharapova recover quickly, fell in love at center court

announced her retirement from tennis. After the match, Sharapova's eyes met unranked fellow Russian, Natalia Romanovskevpovkovhovnov and it was instant attraction. Sharapova commented later, "It just seemed like it was just the two of us in the world and no one else," as the two kissed for the next ten minutes in front of ten thousand spectators.

At the end of the romantic interlude, the two tennis players went back to the hotel and did not emerge for three days. Sharapova said, "Mabye it was playing in the heat or something, but all of a sudden, I had an urge that had to be met and Natalia was there for me."

Romanovskevpovkovhovnov's ranking in the Women's tour immediately shot up to 300 on the rankings list just because she had physical contact with Sharapova. The beaming Natalia said, "If I knew I could move up in the rankings this easy, I would have skipped the tennis lessons."

 

 

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