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Ask Randy, the Sports Psychologist*

 

Dear Randy,

I think we met in a club last Friday. You were going to give me your number but forgot. Are you listed?

The Girl With Three Legs

 

Dear Girl With Three Legs,

Yes, I remember slow dancing with you and you continually kneed me in the balls. I know you didn't mean it but truthfully I can't see how our relationship can progress. But if you can clear up some of my anatomical concerns about the implications of a third leg...oh no, I just got it. This is a "Crying Game" moment. I'm going to puke. There, I just puked. Okay, I was sort of attracted to you. I'll be at the club on Friday.

Randy

 

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