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I'm not Moving
by Anita Seervold I went to see War of the Worlds with my husband this past weekend. I always get to the theater early enough to get the best seats I can. Some idiots - usually young girls - always get to the theater late and ask if we can move over 1 seat so that they can sit together and not down front. I did what I thought was reasonable. I told them to kiss my ass and sit in the aisle. Was I being unreasonable? Of course not. I had my pick of the seats, and these 2 snot nosed 17 year olds are going to make me move to accommodate their tardiness? No f^%#$ing way! Ok, so they got the usher. Well, he can kiss my husband's hairy ass! There were plenty of seats down front. So what if the seats aren't good? Maybe for the first time in their pathetic lives, someone said no to these girls and they didn't know how to deal with it.
By the way, Tom Cruise sucked and the movie
wasn't THAT good. |
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