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Flip Flops the Least of Their Issues
 

WASHINGTON, DC - The Northwestern Girls Lacrosse Team created a mini controversy when they arrived at the white house to meet with President George Bush. 


They had been invited to be congratulated on winning the Women's Lacrosse National Championship.  However, in a group picture, it was readily noted that 4 of the 9 girls in the front row were dressed in flip flops, an extremely casual look for such an important meeting.  Just as the girls' parents were reeling with embarrassment, things got worse.

"We have it on good information that 4 of the girls were not wearing bras...7 of them not wearing panties," said White House chief of security Matthew Levens.  This was discovered during a routine cavity search for all persons expecting to meet the president.

While parents of the girls were openly embarrassed by the selection of shoes, those who would comment were outright mortified by the girls behavior.  Junior Stacy Mangro defended her teammates, although she claims to have been among those not going commando.  "The girls in flip flops had studs on their flip flops, so that makes it ok.  And the girls without underwear have policies of never wearing any."

The president could not be reached for comment, although White House press secretary Arnold Chavin says the president will looks into the girls' choice of undergarments.

While Levens claims the president was never in immediate danger, "...he was not the only vulnerable Bush in the oval office that day..."


Northwestern Junior Stacy Mongro demonstrating that she was in fact wearing underwear

 

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