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ESPN CARRIES NUDE X-GAMES

In an effort to boost sagging ratings, ESPN announced that it would televise this year's "Nude X-Games," being held somewhere in the mountains of Arkansas. The annual Nude games consists of lots of people competing in pseudo physical activity being passed off as athletic competition. Modeled after the X-games, the nude games aim at an older demographic.

ESPN marketing director, Bob Longfellow notes, "Our older viewers want to see older naked people engaged in physical activity. Besides, on cable you can show whatever you feel like."

The games feature nude volleyball, tree sawing, hog wrestling, and inner tube racing. Nat Bigsby, this year's favorite to win it all commented, "It's not about the games, it's about the nudity. This is one of the only places, wrinkled old people can parade around naked and have a chance for prizes."


 

 

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