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Dolphins Back Gaining Weight for Return to NFL

Ricky Williams, retired last season, has decided to return to the NFL in 2005.  At the time of his announcement, Williams weighed in at 195lbs., approximately 30 under his 2003 playing weight.

Since that time, Williams has been on a rapid weight gain diet to get back to his playing weight.  Unfortunately, the diet has worked a little too well.  At last report, Williams has checked in at 265 and it doesn't seem to be stopping there.

"He looks like a big fat-ass", said new Dolphins head coach Nick Saban.  "Definitely will make an impact in goal line and short yardage situations.

Saban added, "I don't necessarily mind the extra weight, but the man-boobs are becoming disturbing.  I'd like to see him top off at no more than 290."

Ricky Williams has gained a few pounds

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