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Do Whatever the Hell you Want and Leave Me Alone by Anita Seervold

I live close to a stop sign.  Only 10% of the cars that pass through the intersection actually come to a stop first.  Approximately 30% slow down.  That leaves 60% who just race through as if they didn't have to obey traffic laws.

You know what?  I don't care anymore.  Go ahead, kill a child playing in the street, hit another car, get a ticket or just get home faster.  It doesn't matter to me.  You're all idiots anyway, so I'm not going to waste my time worrying about what you do.

In fact, why don't you go out and star in a donkey porn show?  Come on, you don't care what people around you think, right?  And by looking at you I can tell you like to f$%^ donkeys.  So go for it!  Why stop with just breaking minor laws.  Go all out!

And the next pain in the ass I see on the cell phone on the road, I'm shooting at with my pellet gun.  It won't hurt you, but it'll put one hell of a dent/scratch in your car.

I'm sorry - I suffer from road rage even while I'm not driving.
 

 

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