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FOUR WOMEN KILLED MURDER/SUICIDE IN SAND TRAP A foursome of women golfers were killed last weekend in a sand trap at the Lazy Hollow Golf Course in Ramapo, New Jersey. The women each hit into a deep sandtrap aside the twelfth green. After one hour of trying to hit out, tempers apparently got the best of the gals. Witnesses say that one woman, Molly Ironsides, became extremely frustrated after her fifteenth attempt to hit out of the trap. She swung the sand wedge in anger, instantly killing partner Beth Grabel, who was standing behind her. Now, completely consumed with rage, she turned the club on her two opponents, Hailey Bopp and Anna Nicole Smith, who were lying nine in the trap. Both were killed instantly. Ironsides went back to her ball and club incessantly until she buried herself in the sand and suffocated. Witness Sally Pixwhistle said, "Molly was a competitor. With her it was killed or be killed. Unfortunately, there are four dead people and no one got on the green."
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