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BULLS GM KRAUSE COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT TO FART

Former Bulls GM Jerry Krause showed up at a recent Bulls press conference to fart. Krause is credited with the post-Jordan demise of the Bulls franchise and commented, "I wanted to give the Chicago fans a piece of my mind and I did."

The fart lasted nearly twelve seconds and afterwards Krause had to be taken to a nearby hospital for rest and re-hydration. Spectators who witnessed the fart say it was extremely loud and vile. Chicago Sun reporter, Nate Beesely described the scene as "your typical post-fart by a big, fat guy scene."

The room was immediately cleared and emergency personnel were on the scene to clean up. Krause commented from his hospital bed, "I was really hurt by some of the comments that were printed about me so now I feel the score is even."

 

 

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