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Ask Randy, the Sports Psychologist*

 

Dear Randy,

I'm the father of a 15 year old female softball player. She's fairly well-developed but I think she might need to bulk up even more to really become a power hitter to be reckoned with. She's been taking a few legal/illegal to improve performance but she's a little worried about the secondary sex characteristics developing. Do you have experience with this?

Jake, Run of the Mill, Ohio

Dear Jake,

Do I ever? My ex-girlfriend took steroids when we lived together. At first, her batting average went from .258 to .419 and she was very happy. But after a few months she started using my electric razor to trim her sideburns. One day I requested that if she was going to frequently use my razor to trim unwanted facial hair, the least she could do was re-charge it between uses. Well she freaked and kicked my ass, left my and took all my furniture and now lives with a 300lb, Bulgarian female truck driver. My advice, buy her a Norelco for herself and save a shitload of aggravation.

 

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*Randy Marsh is not a licensed Sports Psychologist or mental health professional, but a sensitive listener who really cares.