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MATCH THE RIGHT KENNY ROGERS WITH THE EVENT

A) Recorded important record, "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town." Touched male hearts all over the world with song lyrics which described what it's like to have your wife go to town and have sex with the entire community while you sit at home in your wheelchair suffering from war wounds.

B) Punched out Kmart photographer for attempting to take a Christmas photo of wife, son, and Kenny at a suburban Arlington, Texas mall.

C) Has sculpted an entire line of figurines titled, "Sex Offenders I've Known."

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