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 Baseball's Opening Day Marred By Boredom

BRONX, NY - MLB Opening Day Marred by Boredom

“I forgot how dull this game is,” said disgruntled fans all over America.  “Baseball in April REALLY is pointless.”

Millions celebrated the return of major league baseball this past weekend.  Most forgot how boring the game really is.

“Holy crap,”Said Don Hoover of Clifton, NJ.  “ The friggin guy throws the ball.  Then we wait a few minutes and then he throws it again.  It’s only fun when I’m drunk or in the playoffs or something.

A lifelong Yankee fan, Hoover has had season tickets for over 30 years.  “I usually sell the tickets for the first few games, but around August it starts getting interesting again.”

Hoover is referring to the approximate 21 minutes of actual action covered within a 2.5 hour baseball game.  There is quite a bit of sitting and waiting for something to happen.

“I haven’t been to opening day or sober at a game in years.  That ain’t gonna happen again anytime soon.”

                                



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